Watching the Olympics

His commentating was informative, and while I cringe at times about his folksy observations, at least I didn't find any of his comments on this list:
Top comments made by NBC commentators, they'd like to take back:
1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up & it was amazing."
2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse & I speak from experience since I once mounted her mother."
3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mom & dad."
4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there've been injuries & even some deaths in boxing, but none really that serious."
5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself I should think we can expect the same thing again."
6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot & the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."
7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president's hugging the cox of the British crew."
8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got 11 Dicks on the field."
9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy's playing so well is, before the final round his wife takes out his balls & kisses them...my God, what did I just say!?"
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