Accident at da Harken factory...

Olaf vas vorking on the die cutter machine at da plant las veek vhen he accidentally cut off all ten of his finkers.

So Peter (left in photo) took him to da emergency room in the Clinik and vhen he got dar Dr. Norsky looked at Olaf and said, "Okie dokie, let's have da finkers and I'll see vhat I can do."

Olaf said, "I haven't got da finkers."

"Vhat do you mean, you hafen't got da finkers?" he said. "Lordy - it's 2010 and Ive's got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible surgery techniques. I could hafe put dem back on and made you like new! Vhy didn't you brink da finkers?"

Olaf says........."How da fock vas I suppose to pick dem up?"