Porn and Hip-Hop
We started a suggestion box on the Scuttlebutt website, figuring that it was time to ask what readers want. Like always, you got to be careful what you ask for. Of the respondents so far, 19% specifically asked for porn. There was another 50% that asked for more photos, and we suspect they were too bashful to say that they wanted more photos of naked people. Porn and hip-hop music seem like they are today's gold mine. Guess we should be happy that folks aren’t asking for more hip-hop.
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When I did the Sailing Music Thing on my blog which would not have been successful without your readers, the one genre that was not represented was Hip Hop. I had rock, alt rock, hard rock, pro rock, pop, jazz, classical, folk music, even some country and whatever Enya is. No hip hop. I will make it my mission to find some sailing hip hop
I wrote you some hip hop to specification.
Yo, Yo, all my Buttheads Goin Sailin.
Strapin on Topsiders while we park near da railin.
Grabbin the beer, we walk down-the-dock.
Tippin our hat, to the lass in da aft-portlock.
We get to slip numba sixtynine,
Seein all our brass, it could use a good shine.
Droppin the boat wit da mechanical lift,
We hop on board and then we strip.
To P0rn, Trunks, Tee and Hip Hop Baby
no, No, I said: To P0rn Trunks, Tee and Hip Hop Baby
So you see, we hank the jib.
Feedin up the main like its da last day to live.
Stowin the bags in the berth below,
We look up an see a nice rainbow.
Feelin da wind we start to back-out.
But no, stop quick, avoid the stupid clout.
He's goin to fast in his motor boat,
But ya know how it is, we can only hope.
That harbor patrol tickets em for dat wake.
But ya know dat ID he give, it be a fake.
Soooooooooo, we trim da sheets for an hour or trice,
Seein we know that this sailin be nice.
We head to home wit beer in hand
Tie up da boat on da dry land.
Goin' to da clubhouse askin for a gin,
An old Butthead sits there askin where ya bin.
Sailin you tell em an fishin for bass,
You remember, he's all shored up cause' a hole in 'is glass.
Sittin' down, da computer starts up,
It freezes, has errors, and you wanna give up.
You try again and it works fine,
and what do you put in the search line?
To P0rn, Trunks, Tee and Hip Hop Baby
no, No, I said: To P0rn Trunks, Tee and Hip Hop Baby
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