Halloween Definitions

· Bobbing Apples: What happens when you leave your bra off while running.
· Boogie man: Guy who passes time at a stoplight picking his nose.
· Coffin: What you do when you get a piece of popcorn stuck in your throat.
· Frankenstein: Hot dog and a mug of beer
· Full Moon: What your repairman reveals when he bends over to fix your fridge.
· Goblin: How you eat the Snickers Bars you got for Halloween.
· Jack O' Lantern: An Irish pumpkin.
· Jack the Ripper: What Jack does to his lottery tickets after losing each week.
· Mummy: Who kisses the boo-boo after you scrape your knee.
· Pumpkin Patch: What a pumpkin wears when trying to quit smoking.
· Skeleton: Any super model.
· Vampire Bat: What Dracula hits a baseball with.
· Zombie: What you look like before that first cup of morning coffee.