Father's Day

This would have made an awesome Father's Day gift:

FuelKleen from Centek Industries catches drips and splashes from boat fuel filling nozzles. A patented medium instantly catches and binds to oil, gasoline and diesel fuel before they spill into the water and cause pollution - and increase the likelihood of fines or other penalties. Slips easily over any fuel pump nozzle, can be reused until it is fully saturated. MSRP is $US5.50.

Perhaps they have a model that works for males too.