I thought I was a sailor

An old sailor sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.

She turned to the yachtie and asked, 'Are you a real sailor?'

He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life on the water, working on boats, going to regattas, competing against some the finest competitors , sailing both dinghies and offshore boats, so yes, I guess I am a sailor.'

She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women.'

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old sailor and asked, 'Are you a real sailor?'

He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm a lesbian.'