Thursday, March 13, 2008

A tribute to rednecks

This week, the Curmudgeon's Observations were a tribute to rednecks. They were:

* You know you're a redneck when you've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.
* You know you're a redneck when you go to the stock car races and don't need a program.
* You know you're a redneck when your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV.
* You know you're a redneck when you know how many bales of hay your car will hold.
* You know you're a redneck when a tornado hits your neighborhood and does $100,000 worth of improvements.

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At 7:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

They need a deeper, wider ditch ;)

 
At 6:54 AM, Blogger Scuttleblog said...

They need a lot of things.
No worries about their ditch getting confused with the windsurf speed ditch: Saintes-Maries-de-la-Mer.

 
At 7:00 PM, Blogger Zach said...

You know it was really nice to a leader from the Black community stand up and gives the unvarnished truth about his own people, instead of making excuses. I have known the story about about black men and their lack of commitment to the children that they have made. But, these same black men who have children out of wedlock, who won't pay child support, or even live with the baby's momma want to tell white leader's, the white power structure, black leader's, or the black power structure that YOU haven't been treated fairly, well, you've been telling to the HAND from the start anyway because until YOU can manage your own business don't pretend to think for even ONE SECOND that you have any say so over what happens in the broader scope of American society! Get a job, pay your bills, cover the baby, and marry the baby's momma before she domino's!! OR, or, even better yet behave responsibly in your sex life!

 

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